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Contains: crude humour, a follow-up question
Drop 01 — The Hamper
Clean
cotton.
Filthy
mouth.
Funny tees printed with the jokes you only tell after three schooners. Designed in Australia.
- 9
- Designs
- AU
- Designed in Australia
- S–L
- Boxy fit
60° Hot wash
Drop 01
The Hamper9
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30°
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Contains: emotional damage
95°
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Contains: sexual references, colour theory
60°
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Contains: alcohol references, shaky handwriting
30°
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Contains: mild threat, bad attitude
House rulesNo. 1
Not
suitable
for Nan.
30°
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Contains: mild peril, stick figure
60°
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Contains: coarse language, arachnids
House rulesNo. 2
The jokes
are cheap.
The shirts
aren't.
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Contains: sexual references, sporting themes
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Contains: crude humour, directions
House rulesNo. 3
Never
iron the
joke flat.
The wash scale
How filthy is it?
Every tee gets rated before it leaves the hamper, using the dots from a real care label. More dots means a hotter wash and a dirtier joke.
30°
Cold wash · 1 dot
Mildly offensive. Safe for the work barbecue, probably.
Shop tees →60°
Hot wash · 4 dots
Coarse language and questionable judgement. Your mum will say something.
Shop tees →95°
Boil wash · 6 dots
Filthy. Strong sexual references and worse ideas. Wear it to the pub, not the christening.
Shop tees →Custom tees
Got a filthier idea?
Send us the joke you've been saving. We'll design it, email you a mock-up and a price, and print it once you're happy.
- Send your ideaThe words, where they go and how many you need.
- Get a mock-upWe email you the design and a price. You pay nothing until you approve it.
- We print itOne tee or a whole bucks party, posted in plain packaging.
What we won't print: hate symbols, anything sexual involving minors, other people's private details, or other brands' logos, characters and lyrics.
Custom order
Dirty Laundry
Drop-off ticket
The label
Everyone's got dirty laundry. We print ours.
Dirty Laundry is a clothing label for people with a filthy sense of humour and no intention of behaving. We make funny, rude, slightly-too-honest tees. The kind that get a laugh across the pub, a double take at the servo and a long silence at Christmas lunch.
We started with one rule: if it would make the bloke at the next table choke on his schooner, it goes on a shirt. The jokes are cheap. The shirts aren't. Every piece is cut boxy and printed to survive a hundred washes and a few bad decisions.
We release in small drops. When a run sells out, it's gone for good, just like your dignity after wearing one.
Wear responsibly. Or don't. We're not your mum.
Dirty Laundry
- Wash cold, inside out. Like your secrets.
- Do not bleach. Some stains are character.
- Do not tumble dry. It shrinks the fit, not the ego.
- Iron on low. Never iron the print or the joke goes flat.
- Do not dry clean. Do not explain the joke.
Not suitable for church, court or Nan
- AU
- Designed in Australia
- Boxy
- Dropped-shoulder fit
- Small
- Batch drops
- 0%
- Filter
Fit
Size guide
Boxy and oversized with a dropped shoulder. Size down for a regular fit. Measured flat, garment only.
AChest, pit to pitBLength, shoulder to hem
| Size | A · Chest | B · Length |
|---|
Between sizes? Go up for the full oversized look.
Help
Questions you were too embarrassed to ask
Is the packaging discreet?
Yes. Every order ships in a plain satchel with no logo or slogan on the outside. What you wear in public is your business.
How do the tees fit?
Boxy and oversized with a dropped shoulder. For a regular fit, size down. The size guide has exact measurements.
How much is shipping?
Shipping is free Australia-wide on orders over $100. Under that, you'll see the shipping cost at checkout before you pay.
Do you do bucks and hens orders?
Yes. Send your idea through the custom tee form, tell us how many you need, and we'll mock it up for the big weekend.
